The Contenders: Paul J.

In the South-West corner is “Paul” aka twittername @JenkoBianco (Google Earth Coordinates. 34 58 14.98S 138 35 11.24E ) He is an accomplished chickin raisin, worm farmin type from one of the Adelaide “suburbs of fear” (SoF). Trained in the dark art of environmental science; in real life, he flys around in helicopters in the Top End of Australia surveying the land that the organisation he works for is thinking about buying to improve the lives of indigenous Australians.

While he owns more arable land than an average Rwandan or LA peasant, his two teenage sons eat him out of house and garden (while driving him nuts in the process). Despite his ‘desperate’ circumstances, the rules of MvC state that the area devoted to “The Challenge” (from hereafter referred to as “The Challenge”) are the same - pick 16 sq m of your backyard to growing veges and do it.